Normalize being Santa. Show up once a year, bring vibes, then leave.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FAKE LIFE ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Leftovers are for quitters

I’m staying in bed today, it’s too peopley out there.

I’m staying in bed today, it’s too peopley out there.

It's okay to unfollow people in real life.

It's okay to unfollow people in real life

If you’re reading this, I hope you have the best day ever.

If you’re reading this, I hope you have the best day ever.

i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.

i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.

i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.

I talk shit, then spiral.

I pray my best friend gets everything she's working hard for. She deserves it.

I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back

I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back

Gobble 'til you wobble

Don't mind the resting Grinch face

Don't mind the resting Grinch face

All I want for Christmas is a nap