The Essentials
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Corporate burnout survivor. -
"I wanna be a girly girl so bad but the bro in me just won’t die" dad hat -
DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU SAW ME -
"I wanna be a girly girl so bad but the bro in me just won’t die" crop top -
Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much? -
Social battery: 1% Please stop talking -
Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren. -
Even a gangsta like me needs a forehead kiss sometimes. -
You smile, I panic. That’s all. -
Life happens, coffee helps. -
Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody. -
Not mad. Just dissociating. -
Your energy is your currency -
Corporate burnout survivor -
Unavailable. By choice. -
The right people make you feel seen, heard, loved, and valued. -
Sometimes you have to say eww and move on -
Not For everyone. And that’s the point. -
Karma is only a bitch if you are -
I’m at work but mentally I’m at brunch -
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever. -
Half alive, fully employed. -
Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard. -
Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?