If you’re reading this, I hope you have the best day ever.

If you’re reading this, I hope you have the best day ever.

To the person behind me, I’m happy you’re alive.

It's okay to unfollow people in real life.

I’m staying in bed today, it’s too peopley out there.

I’m staying in bed today, it’s too peopley out there.

Leftovers are for quitters

Normalize being Santa. Show up once a year, bring vibes, then leave.

All I want for Christmas is a nap

Santa Paws is coming to town

Don't mind the resting Grinch face

Don't mind the resting Grinch face

Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?

Soft but will block you without hesitation

I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back

She's strong but she cries and she is me.

i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.