The Essentials
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This bag contains questionable choices. -
Therapy Is Expensive So I Overshare Online Instead -
Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody. -
Sorry if I'm not listening, I have like 26 open tabs in my head right now. -
Sorry if I'm not listening, I have like 26 open tabs in my head right now. -
Sometimes you have to say eww and move on -
Sometimes you don't get what you want because you deserve better -
Soft but will block you without hesitation -
She's strong but she cries and she is me. -
Morning, because if it were a good morning I'd be having gelato in Italy. -
I’m staying in bed today, it’s too peopley out there. -
It's okay to unfollow people in real life. -
It's okay to unfollow people in real life -
If you’re reading this, I hope you have the best day ever. -
i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot. -
i'm a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot. -
I want to make you breakfast while you sit on the counter, telling me about your dreams. -
I told ChatGPT about you -
I talk shit, then spiral. -
I poured my heart out. Now I’m pouring this. -
I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back -
I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back -
I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back -
Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.