Avoiding eye contact since 1994
The only eye contact you’re making is with your phone screen. This tee is for anyone who's socially exhausted, emotionally checked out, and proud of it.
Perfect for:
– Avoiding your ex in public
– Talking to no one at parties
– Still looking great in photos you weren’t ready for
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last
• Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) for a sturdy feel without heaviness
• Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in look from day one
• Relaxed fit for everyday comfort and easy layering
• Reinforced collar, shoulders, and hems for extra durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Designed with intention and produced individually upon purchase.
Each LE NON-DIT piece is made to order through our global production network to reduce unnecessary waste and overproduction.
Minor variations in color, texture, print placement, embroidery positioning, or finishing may occur as part of the production process and are considered part of the character of the piece.
Production typically requires 2–5 business days before shipment.
Delivery times vary depending on destination and carrier conditions. Free shipping is available on qualifying orders over $99 USD in select regions.
Because each item is produced specifically for its owner, most orders are considered final sale. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery.
For full details, please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.