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Corporate burnout survivor
$64.99 USD
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This hoodie captures the existential crisis you've experienced, speaking what your resignation letter never could. You've endured countless meetings that could have been emails, tight deadlines, and late-night Slack notifications. And now? You're a living embodiment of a LinkedIn reaction to workplace trauma.
- Premium Heavyweight Blend: Crafted from a substantial mix of 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester fleece (Athletic Heather: 94% cotton, 6% polyester).
- Heavyweight Fabric: The 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²) substantial weight ensures superior warmth and durability.
- Brushed Interior: The fleece lining is brushed for an incredibly soft and cozy feel.
- Oversized, Unisex Fit: Designed for a modern, relaxed, and comfortable drape.
- Minimalist Design: Features a double-layered hood (no drawcord) and a practical single front pocket.
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 28 ½ |
| L | 42-45 | 29 ½ |
| XL | 46-49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 30 ½ |
| 3XL | 54-57 | 31 |
| CHEST (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 86.4-94 | 71.1 |
| M | 96.5-104.1 | 72.4 |
| L | 106.7-114.3 | 75 |
| XL | 116.8-124.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 127-134.6 | 77.5 |
| 3XL | 137.2-144.8 | 78.7 |
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.