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Currently accepting Forehead kisses & wine

$54.99 USD
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Your Soft & Specific Comfort Manifesto.

Forget vague wishes. This ultra-cozy embroidered sweatshirt is your highly specific, non-negotiable comfort menu. You've done enough. You've earned the simple things.

The perfect invitation for low-effort affection (that gentle touch) and high-reward relaxation (the grape juice of the gods). It's warm, it's soft, and it tells everyone exactly how to treat you. No talking required.

Perfect for: Couch days, self-care Sundays, and making your intentions known.


• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
• Midweight fleece — warm yet breathable
• Classic fit for effortless wear
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs, and hem with a touch of stretch
• Reinforced stitching for durability

⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4

Materials + Care

We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.

Shipping + Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

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