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All Narrative / Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren.

Everyone deserves true love. You and I? A McLaren.

$44.99
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This isn’t just a tee, it’s a love letter to impossible standards. If love is fast, expensive, and impossible to keep—well, at least now you can wear the punchline. Bonus: unlike a McLaren, this tee doesn’t need premium gas.

• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last

• Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) for a sturdy feel without heaviness

• Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in look from day one

• Relaxed fit for everyday comfort and easy layering

• Reinforced collar, shoulders, and hems for extra durability


⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S 46.4 67.6 41.3
M 51.4 71.1 45
L 55.9 74.6 48.3
XL 61 78.1 52
2XL 66 80.3 55.3
3XL 70.5 82.6 59
4XL 75.6 85 62.6

Designed with intention and produced individually upon purchase.

Each LE NON-DIT piece is made to order through our global production network to reduce unnecessary waste and overproduction.

Minor variations in color, texture, print placement, embroidery positioning, or finishing may occur as part of the production process and are considered part of the character of the piece.

Production typically requires 2–5 business days before shipment.

Delivery times vary depending on destination and carrier conditions. Free shipping is available on qualifying orders over $99 USD in select regions.

Because each item is produced specifically for its owner, most orders are considered final sale. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery.

For full details, please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.

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