I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back
For those 3-second glances at your phone that spiral into full-on overthinking.
This hoodie captures that one-sided-texting, hope-crushing, "maybe they're just busy" delusion. Soft, oversized, and painfully relatable—just like your love life.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend — cozy and easy-care
• Midweight (8 oz/yd²) with a soft, fleece-like inside
• Roomy, classic fit for all-day comfort
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket for essentials (or just your hands)
• Reinforced stitching for durability
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Designed with intention and produced individually upon purchase.
Each LE NON-DIT piece is made to order through our global production network to reduce unnecessary waste and overproduction.
Minor variations in color, texture, print placement, embroidery positioning, or finishing may occur as part of the production process and are considered part of the character of the piece.
Production typically requires 2–5 business days before shipment.
Delivery times vary depending on destination and carrier conditions. Free shipping is available on qualifying orders over $99 USD in select regions.
Because each item is produced specifically for its owner, most orders are considered final sale. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery.
For full details, please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.