Life happens, coffee helps.
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The Official Uniform of Functioning Adults.
We know the feeling. The alarm went off too early. The meeting could have been an email. You forgot where you parked. It’s not a breakdown, it’s just life—and the only reliable coping mechanism is a hot, strong cup of something dark.
This hat is your simple, profound truth. Put it on, grab your biggest mug, and tackle the day one caffeinated sip at a time. It's not just a hat; it's a declaration of dependence.
Perfect for: Monday mornings, long commutes, and staring blankly into the distance.
• 100% chino cotton twill—soft, breathable (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured, low-profile fit
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle for all head sizes
• Curved visor for a timeless look
• Six-panel design with embroidered eyelets for ventilation
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.