NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FAKE LIFE ON SOCIAL MEDIA
For the days when your tolerance for BS is at an all-time low.
This hoodie isn’t just cozy—it’s your personal broadcast system for calling out curated chaos and pixel-perfect pretend lives.
Wear it when you want to keep it real, even when the algorithm begs you not to.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit with dropped shoulders
• Brushed interior for softness (may shed slightly at first)
• Pullover hood design, clean finish (no drawcord)
• Kangaroo pocket for daily essentials
• Ribbed cuffs for shape retention
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 38-41 | 22 ½ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 42-45 | 22 ½ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 46-49 | 24 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 50-53 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 54-57 | 25 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 58-62 | 27 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 96.5-104.1 | 57.2 |
| M | 73 | 106.7-114.3 | 57.2 |
| L | 75.6 | 116.8-124.5 | 61.6 |
| XL | 78.1 | 127-134.6 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 64.8 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 147.3-157.5 | 68.6 |
Designed with intention and produced individually upon purchase.
Each LE NON-DIT piece is made to order through our global production network to reduce unnecessary waste and overproduction.
Minor variations in color, texture, print placement, embroidery positioning, or finishing may occur as part of the production process and are considered part of the character of the piece.
Production typically requires 2–5 business days before shipment.
Delivery times vary depending on destination and carrier conditions. Free shipping is available on qualifying orders over $99 USD in select regions.
Because each item is produced specifically for its owner, most orders are considered final sale. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery.
For full details, please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.