Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?
This tote carries emotional baggage—literally. Made from 100% certified organic cotton, it’s roomy enough for your laptop, therapy journal, and maybe a little self-worth. Perfect for farmers’ markets, crying at the beach, or just being hot and misunderstood.
• 100% certified organic cotton twill — sturdy and sustainable
• Medium weight (8 oz/yd²) with a natural feel
• Spacious 20″ × 14″ × 5″ size, holds up to 30 lbs
• Dual long handles & flat bottom (we like our bags and our boundaries strong)
⚖️ Made on demand to reduce overproduction. EU safety compliant.
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 20 | 14 | 5 | 25 | 1 |
| BAG WIDTH (cm) | BAG HEIGHT (cm) | BAG DEPTH (cm) | STRAP LENGTH (cm) | STRAP WIDTH (cm) | |
| One size | 50.8 | 35.6 | 12.7 | 63.5 | 2.5 |
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Designed with intention and produced individually upon purchase.
Each LE NON-DIT piece is made to order through our global production network to reduce unnecessary waste and overproduction.
Minor variations in color, texture, print placement, embroidery positioning, or finishing may occur as part of the production process and are considered part of the character of the piece.
Production typically requires 2–5 business days before shipment.
Delivery times vary depending on destination and carrier conditions. Free shipping is available on qualifying orders over $99 USD in select regions.
Because each item is produced specifically for its owner, most orders are considered final sale. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery.
For full details, please refer to our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.